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Thursday, November 1, 2007

One flaw in a woman.....

One Flaw In Woman

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
h ave over 2 00 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
hav e a kiss th at can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS:
THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.


PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are!

How well do I know my hubby....(whomever reads this, tag your it!)


His Middle Name:
Earl

How long have you been together?
5

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
about 9 months, I knew him from work....

What physical feature attracted you to him first?
I don't know..there was something about him.. maybe his bald head!

What color are his eyes?
Big round brown eyes

RELATIONSHIP STUFF:

Are you "in love":
of course

Do your parents like him:
yes

Does it matter?
no

Do you trust him?
yes

Does he let you wear his shoes?
I guess if I wanted to he would let me! :-)

Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with?
no...

Can you picture having kids with him?
I hope so, because we have two already!

Does he have a temper?
sometimes

Are you happy to be with him?
yeah

SOME OTHER STUFF:

Does he have any tattoos?
Nope

Does he have piercings?
Nope

Does he have any scars that you know of?
yes, he has some on his legs from a bad car accident

Is he a party dude or stay at home kind of guy?
Stay home kind a fella ... but if I make him go out, he has fun.
Is he Outgoing or Shy?:
outgoing

Would he hang out with YOUR friends?
yes

Does he sing?..
sometimes in the car

Does he snore?
YES!!!!

Do you like his friends?
they are okay! :-)
Do you know how to turn him on?
uh yeah! he can't resist my latin charm!
How many times a day do you tell him you love him?
not enough! something to work on...
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