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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?! Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck hit her. -- Ricky, age 10

I'm VIP at the Walgreen Pharmacy....



You know you and your kids are sick a lot when they don't even have to ask your name anymore.. they just hand you your prescription!
Kendall has thrush and an ear infection right now..
and Isaiah has really bad strep throat and 104 degree temp.
we just got back from the doc and I was crying because Isaiah looked so sick! He loves the doctor and when we were there, he was curled up in a ball on the chair and didn't even want to say hi.
The boys are both taking a nap after being loaded with antibiotics and tylenol, so I thought I would just ask for prayer for them for speedy healing and to be comfortable and not in too much pain.
I thought I had caught something from them.. but the doc says not yet, just a sore throat...

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Things Dad Will Never Say....

Things Dad Will Never Say

10.) Well, how about that! I'm lost. Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9.) You know, pumpkin. Now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8.) I noticed that all your friends have a certain negative attitude. I like that!

7.) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!

6.) What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5.) Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

4.) Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies. You know, that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3.) No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now, quit your belly aching and let's go to the mall.

2.) What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1.) Father's Day? Ah, don't worry about that. It's no big deal!

Monday, July 9, 2007

Baby Mia



We are watching baby Mia for a couple of days! Isaiah is loving it! Kendall is okay, kinda jealous at times! Here are a few pictures!

SPIDERMAN





Well, my Aunt Rachel and Uncle Nick went out of town for a couple of days and they came back with a spiderman backpack full of spiderman stuff for Isaiah! He loves it! Thank you Uncle Nick! Here are a few pictures of Isaiah in his spiderman gear and even one of Kendall trying on a spiderman mask!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Happy Belated Birthday, Martin




My brother Martin turned 31 on saturday!
here are some pictures....yes, more pictures...

more pictures....






are you sick of pictures? sorry! here are some pictures from Kendall Birthday!
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