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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Things Dad Will Never Say....

Things Dad Will Never Say

10.) Well, how about that! I'm lost. Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9.) You know, pumpkin. Now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8.) I noticed that all your friends have a certain negative attitude. I like that!

7.) Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!

6.) What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5.) Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

4.) Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies. You know, that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3.) No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now, quit your belly aching and let's go to the mall.

2.) What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1.) Father's Day? Ah, don't worry about that. It's no big deal!


Sara said...

Hi Dora, I got caught up on your blog- and enjoyed the Dad thing. FUNNY!

The Boe's ~ said...

Hilarious! Hey--I need your email address! Send it to
thanks---I'll fill you in later, got some cool ideas to talk about!

PinkAngel said...


Shane and Devin said...

Hi Dora! Sorry it has taken me so long to respond to you! I read your blog all the time and have been meaning to comment for weeks, seems like I am always in a rush! Your boys are absolutely adorable and I am so glad I found your blog (or I guess I should say, you found me!). The dad thing was so funny! Hope you are well and I am glad we can now keep in touch!

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